May 2013
4 posts
unsuccessfulmetalbenders:
my talents include sleeping eating and thinking of a good comeback two hours after someone has said something rude to me
agayboy:
pretty sure im bout..70% water…30% internet
April 2013
407 posts
literallyniall:
*rolls joint with one direction poster*
absconds:
youtube has finally given up
harrystylesus:
[7th grade boy voice] google blue waffle
webbabe:
girls and curly fries are all i think about
meladoodle:
wow my email just called my password weak? yo my password could take you on right now you little punk
trainer-kirika:
the day i cried over a pokemon ending
egberts:
there is no greater feeling than being told youre funny (◡‿◡✿)
hungarian:
you’re all invited to my funeral. bring your laptops & you’ll each read 1 of my posts out loud & realize it was good that i died
urinatings:
*stands up* *starts sweating* oh boy i think i need to take a break
snorlaxatives:
feeling sad sucks wtf who even invented feelings
vardaesque:
vardaesque:
MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD
clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy
